Fantasy vs. Reality

The fantasy LARP is that I'm engaged to the actor Keanu Reeves and I'm a Disney Princess.

The reality is that I have to get permanent teeth, cut my hair, and lose weight.  I'm going to get a puppy, most likely a pug or French bulldog.  Get a job and stay here in Ridgewood, NYC.  I'll make friends at work.  I may meet an eligible older bachelor by walking my dog.  He'll also be walking his dog.  Our dogs hit it off and so do we.  We have coffee and sit in the park, shooting the breeze, with our puppies.  That's the reality despite my fantasy larp.


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