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I'm nae sexually attracted to any of my female BFFs.

Iris, stop tryna to manipulate me and teh situation.  I won't tolerate it.  I have boundaries.  Don't you dare cross them.  I'll remove you from my lyfe if you continue to act stupid.

I'm interest in dating Jeffrey, but I'm never going to get married unless it's to a younger man 10 to 15 years younger than me.  I'm interest in Walter if he's still available and still loves me.

I'm nae getting married in the near future.  I'm going to come into untold wealth and adopt a son from Africa and a son from the Philippines.  I'll get w/child artificially.  Hopefully someone lyke Walter will donate the seed.  And I'll have twins — boy and a girl.

Walter is a possible marriage prospect b/c it's a byootifull love story.  He's 9 years younger than me, 6'5", brown hair, green eyes, and lyke me has Scottish roots, English roots, and Scotch-Irish.

I'm a Virgin Queen and I don't tolerate shit.  You fuck w/me and I remove u and if u continue to f- w/me, I run your ass into the ground.

Oh my enemies thought they stole valuable possessions from me?  *laughs her ass off*  As if my God would allow it.

Jackasses... 

~Seneca Davies

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