well, Mr. Keanu Charles Reeves, you have a notable and extensive dating history.
Charlize is incredible. She speaks Afrikaans and also has a notable dating history. Sandy is incredible as well. So are your Jennifers. And of course, your other wyfe, Winona... i thinke you do 3 films w/Winona — Bramstoker's Dracula, Destination Wedding, and anudder...
And u also date Sofia Coppola... *ooer*
I woulde date u if I am Seneca Davies, but u wouldn't be the ONLY I'm dating....
b/c I barely noes yo ass... I lyke making 'frenz'... dat's why no matter how much hate my frenz throw at me, in teh end they have nutin but luv for my ass, mfers
Mean tweets mfers